Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.
why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor
Because your first floor is an amazing thing called the ground floor
Yes because they’re the SAME THING
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
- the grape gatsby
- lime & punishment
- the adventures of blackberry finn
- the crepes of wrath
- the catcher in the pie
- war and quiche
- around the world in eighty buffets
- 20,000 leagues under the tea
- the call of the wildberry
OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.